This is how we do Saturday nights at the end of this dirt road
Over 30 years ago, DH told me I was a cheap date when we went dancing on our first date in college because I only wanted water to drink. The amount of wine you see in this glass is about as full as my glass ever gets. Saturday he laughed and told me that I was still a cheap date. I told him "Some things never change."
I told him good thing for him I was because he was broke back then. He said, "Some things never change". :)
And after all these years, at the end of the day, I wouldn't change a thing.